{"id":973,"date":"2016-04-30T08:19:00","date_gmt":"2016-04-30T06:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/2016\/04\/30\/archive-l-eusses-ce-tu-cru\/"},"modified":"2026-04-26T21:53:33","modified_gmt":"2026-04-26T19:53:33","slug":"archive-l-eusses-ce-tu-cru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/2016\/04\/30\/archive-l-eusses-ce-tu-cru\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00ab L\u2019EUSSES-CE-TU CRU ? \u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/forum\/attachment.php?attachmentid=48&#038;stc=1\u00ab L\u2019EUSSES-TU CRU ? \u00bb   Mais c\u2019est un magicien ce mec !   Il nous fait des tas de manipulations inqui\u00e9tantes, des contres r\u00e9formes (qu\u2019il appelle des r\u00e9formes) : des reculs d\u2019\u00e2ge de la retraite, des ponctions sur les pensions et les retraites compl\u00e9mentaires, des agressions contre les professions r\u00e9glement\u00e9es, des agressions contre l\u2019exploitation agricole traditionnelle au b\u00e9n\u00e9fice de l\u2019agriculture industrielle, des lois liquidatrices du Code du travail \u00bb, des g\u00e9n\u00e9ralisations de l\u2019assistanat de 15 \u00e0 95 ans, des r\u00e9ductions de charges sociales et\u2026 \u00ab A se perdre les oies \u00bb, embrouille totale, digne d\u2019une passe de bonneteau, des \u00ab surtaxes sur les CDD \u00e0 l\u2019heure m\u00eame o\u00f9 la loi EL-Khomeri propose de transformer tout contrat de travail en CDD sans le nom. Tout \u00e7\u00e0 pour notre bien. M\u00eame si nous ne le comprenons pas \u00ab nous les fran\u00e7ais ignares et ingrats qui se campent, r\u00e9calcitrants comme des \u00e2nes, les sabots en avant, d\u00e8s que \u00ab leurs bienfaiteurs \u00bb leur parlent de \u00ab r\u00e9formes \u00bb.   Il nous clochardise, il nous appauvrit, mais c\u2019est pour notre bien, celui de la France ! Ne sommes-nous pas fran\u00e7ais ? Celui des entreprises ! En tant que salari\u00e9s n\u2019avons-nous pas int\u00e9r\u00eat \u00e0 la bonne sant\u00e9 de celles-ci ? Ne devons-nous pas \u00eatre fiers d\u2019avoir des patrons bien gras et bien portants avec des portefeuilles biens remplis, des parachutes dor\u00e9s pour se poser dans des paradis fiscaux terrestres,  et des yachts de luxe amarr\u00e9s \u00e0 Saint Tropez ? Ne devons-nous pas nous enorgueillir nous les manants, et nous exclamer \u00e9merveill\u00e9s par tant de splendeurs : \u00ab qu\u2019elle belle r\u00e9ussite de la France, nous sommes fiers d\u2019\u00eatre fran\u00e7ais, et d\u2019avoir par notre labeur et notre mis\u00e8re contribu\u00e9 \u00e0 leur luxe et \u00e0 leur faste. \u00bb  Avec toutes ces r\u00e9formes \u00ab indispensables \u00bb, qui vous l\u2019avez constat\u00e9, font exploser la croissance (v\u00e9ritable celle-l\u00e0) des industries du luxe, (autre baliverne : ne faut-il pas que les riches soient riches pour faire travailler les pauvres ?\u00bb), \u00e7a ira mieux demain. Demain passe et p\u00e2ques et la trinit\u00e9 arrive. On ne voit rien venir.   C\u2019est qu\u2019il manquait une chose \u00e0 la recette du sorcier, la cl\u00e9, la fameuse formule cabalistique, le \u00ab S\u00e9same \u00bb indispensable \u00e0 la r\u00e9alisation du charme.  Alors il vient \u00e0 la \u00ab t\u00e9l\u00e9 \u00bb se mirer dans les yeux des fran\u00e7ais (enfin ceux,  si peu nombreux, qui le veulent bien encore,) et il les prononce enfin les fameuses paroles magiques : \u00ab Abracadabra tout va mieux ! \u00bb  L\u2019eusses-ce-tu cru ? \u00c7a se r\u00e9alise. Voil\u00e0 que le ch\u00f4mage \u00ab moindrit \u00bb : 1, 7 % en mars. Voil\u00e0 que l\u2019Australie \u00ab poudroie \u00bb 34 milliards d\u2019euros en sous-marins nucl\u00e9aires (\u00ab Yellow submarine \u00bb). Voil\u00e0 que la \u00ab reprise acc\u00e9l\u00e8re \u00ab plus O,5 %.   Vous y croyez, vous, aux sorciers ? Moi pas. Prestidigitateur, truqueur, menteur, trompeur, peut-\u00eatre. Demandez \u00e0 Pierre Majax, il vous le dira, \u00ab Y\u2019a un truc ! \u00bb.  Patrick Seignon. \u00ab lavoiedessansvoix.fr. Samedi 30 avril 2016.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/forum\/attachment.php?attachmentid=48&#038;stc=1\u00ab L\u2019EUSSES-TU CRU ? \u00bb Mais c\u2019est un magicien ce mec ! 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