POUR UNE FOIS C\u2019EST MACRON QUI PAYE Un ami que je remercie l\u2019a port\u00e9e \u00e0 ma connaissance. Une note d\u2019humour n\u2019est pas interdite parfois, m\u00eame dans les pages les plus s\u00e9rieuses. Notre peuple a besoin de rigoler quand le ciel lui tombe sur la t\u00eate. Gageons que le clown sinistre qui est actuellement investi des plus hautes fonctions de l\u2019\u00c9tat, n\u2019aura pas trop l\u2019envie d\u2019en rire. Normal, ce n\u2019est pas un gaulois lui, il appartient au monde hupp\u00e9 de la haute finance. Imaginez sa mine lorsqu\u2019il aura connaissance de cette blague et vous n\u2019en rirez que d\u2019avantage. La voil\u00e0, je vous la fait connaitre, vous la ferez courir. \u00ab Emanuel Macron consulte une voyante. La voyante tr\u00e8s concentr\u00e9e ferme les yeux et lui dit : – Je vous vois passer dans une grande avenue, dans une voiture, le toit ouvert, le peuple applaudit. La foule est heureuse, comme jamais. Des personnes courent apr\u00e8s la voiture. Il y a tellement de monde que la police a du mal \u00e0 se frayer un chemin. Les gens portent des drapeaux fran\u00e7ais, chantent et crient des mots d’espoir : \u00ab\u00a0maintenant, tout ira mieux\u00a0\u00bb. \u00c0 ces mots, Macron se gonfle de joie et demande \u00e0 la voyante : – Et moi, comment je r\u00e9agis \u00e0 tout cela ? La voyante r\u00e9pond : – Je n’arrive pas \u00e0 le voir, le cercueil est ferm\u00e9. \u00bb Retranscription LVDSV. Jeudi 13 septembre 2018.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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