{"id":699,"date":"2019-02-15T03:33:00","date_gmt":"2019-02-15T02:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/2019\/02\/15\/archive-medor\/"},"modified":"2026-04-26T21:11:21","modified_gmt":"2026-04-26T19:11:21","slug":"archive-medor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/2019\/02\/15\/archive-medor\/","title":{"rendered":"MEDOR !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MEDOR !   Il est joli mon chien. Oh, ce n\u2019est pas un braque, un labrador ou un setter, non c\u2019est un \u00ab b\u00e2tard \u00bb un \u00ab corniaud \u00bb. Je ne l\u2019ai pas achet\u00e9 cher dans un \u00e9levage canin, je l\u2019ai ramen\u00e9 pour trois fois rien d\u2019un refuge de la SPA. Pourtant, je l\u2019aimais bien mon chien, il me collait aux talons comme mon double, il me sautait dans les bras quand je rentrais \u00e0 la maison, il me l\u00e9chait les mains. J\u2019\u00e9tais m\u00eame fier de lui, de son amour, de son attachement, de sa fid\u00e9lit\u00e9. Et comme il lui \u00e9tait arriv\u00e9 quelque fois de grogner en montrant les crocs \u00e0 des \u00e9trangers \u00ab pa (tr\u00e8s) tibulaires \u00bb, je croyais aussi qu\u2019il \u00e9tait hardi et courageux, et que je pourrais compter sur lui si j\u2019\u00e9tais une fois aux prises avec quelques dangers.  Je suis triste \u00e0 pr\u00e9sent, il m\u2019a d\u00e9\u00e7u, je ne sais m\u00eame plus si je l\u2019aime, en tout cas pas autant. Sa conduite m\u2019a plus bless\u00e9 d\u2019ailleurs qu\u2019elle ne m\u2019a d\u00e9\u00e7ue, j\u2019ai eue honte pour lui et \u00e9tant son maitre j\u2019ai \u00e9tais humili\u00e9 par lui.  Un petit vaurien s\u2019\u00e9tait introduit chez moi, arm\u00e9 d\u2019un pistolet, factice ou vrai, \u00e0 eau ou \u00e0 grenaille, je ne sais pas. Je lui ai bien demand\u00e9 : \u00ab C\u2019est un jouet ton truc \u00bb, il m\u2019a r\u00e9pondu \u00ab tu veux qu\u2019on essaye \u00bb, \u00ab non ce ne sera pas utile \u00bb, il en voulait \u00e0 mon argent. Mon chien s\u2019\u00e9tait pos\u00e9 sur son cul \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 de moi, regardait l\u2019homme avec ses yeux jaunes des mauvais jours et montrait les crocs en grognant m\u00e9chamment. J\u2019\u00e9tais s\u00fbr \u00e0 cet instant que mon brave animal allait d\u00e9vorer l\u2019agresseur. A moins que celui-ci ne tue le chien.    Mais l\u2019homme, sans cesser de me braquer contourna le chien, lui administra un coup de pied au cul en criant : \u00ab M\u00e9dor \u00e0 la niche ! \u00bb. (Il ne s\u2019appelle pas M\u00e9dor mon chien !) Je vis l\u2019animal se dresser sur ses pattes tremblantes queue rabattue et oreilles pendantes courir en jappant vers sa niche et s\u2019y terrer. J\u2019ai donn\u00e9 au petit malfrat les 46 euros soixante et douze centimes qui trainaient dans ma r\u00e9serve de liquide. Il est reparti, je suis sauf, humili\u00e9 mais sauf.  Je n\u2019ai pas port\u00e9 plainte, je ne voulais pas raconter aux gendarmes l\u2019humiliante Histoire de mon chien.  J\u2019\u00e9tais all\u00e9 le chercher \u00e0 la SPA dimanche 25 novembre le lendemain de la premi\u00e8re manifestation de \u00ab Gilets-jaunes \u00bb ou \u00e0 peine rendu \u00e0 14 heures sur les lieux de la manifestation, je vis un jeune homme \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 de moi s\u2019effondrer, touch\u00e9 \u00e0 l\u2019oreille par une balle de LBD et fut moi-m\u00eame un peu apr\u00e8s, mais de trop loin pour qu\u2019elle me blesse, atteint par une autre dans le dos. Salaud de Mac\u2026., ais-je pens\u00e9 alors. Nous prend-il pour des chiens, crois-t-il qu\u2019il va nous renvoyer \u00e0 la niche \u00e0 coup de pieds au cul ? Et c\u2019est ce soir-l\u00e0, rentrant \u00e0 la maison que j\u2019avais baptis\u00e9 mon chien \u00ab Flashball \u00bb.   Le mal nomm\u00e9.  Je me suis tout de m\u00eame veng\u00e9 de mon chien. Je ne l\u2019appelle plus \u00ab Fashball \u00bb mais \u00ab M\u00e9dor \u00bb.   Patrick Seignon. \u00ab lavoiedessansvoies.fr \u00bb. Vendredi 15 f\u00e9vrier 2019.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MEDOR ! Il est joli mon chien. 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