CH\u00c9RI, SI ON FAISAIT L\u2019AMOUR ?(]Petite chronique intime de la vie d\u2019un couple confin\u00e9.)-\tCh\u00e9ri, si on faisait l\u2019amour ?Dit-elle affriolante, \u00e0 moiti\u00e9 nue, en sortant de la salle de bain. –\tQu\u2019est-ce qui te prends ma \u00ab Louloute \u00bb, t\u2019as plus peur du virus ?-\tAvec ce \u00ab putain \u00bb de confinement \u00e7a fait deux mois au moins qu\u2019on ne s\u2019est plus touch\u00e9.-\tC\u2019est de ta faute tu sais, personne n\u2019a dit que les gens confin\u00e9s chez eux devaient observer \u00ab les gestes barri\u00e8res \u00bb, c\u2019est toi qui a peur, tu en rajoutes.-\tC\u2019est vrai, j\u2019ai la frousse, mais l\u00e0 j\u2019ai trop envie et j\u2019ai trouv\u00e9 la solution. Alors d\u2019accord ?\u00ab Lapinou \u00bb ravi de cette disposition se pr\u00e9cipite vers sa Louloute.-\tAh non, pas comme \u00e7a, il faut respecter les gestes barri\u00e8re, reste \u00e0 au moins \u00e0 un m\u00e8tre de moi.-\tBon ma ch\u00e9rie je ne voudrais pas te vexer mais \u00e7a ne va pas \u00eatre facile comme \u00e7a, je sais que tu n\u2019as jamais \u00e9t\u00e9 championne pour appr\u00e9cier les distances et des longueurs, mais un m\u00e8tre tout de m\u00eame, tu exag\u00e8res un peu\u2026. Beaucoup\u2026.-\tTu es b\u00eate. C\u2019est pas ce que je voulais dire.-\tAlors, que veux-tu dires ?-\tMoi je viens de prendre une douche, je t\u2019ai laiss\u00e9 le flacon de b\u00e9tadine, tu vas prendre la tienne.-\tA la b\u00e9tadine ? Comme avant le bloc op\u00e9ratoire ?-\tOui, c\u2019est une pr\u00e9caution. Et tiens tu mettras \u00e7a.-\tElle lui tendit un petit panier remplit de divers agr\u00e8s. Elle avait le m\u00eame.-\tQ\u2019y a-t-il dans ces paniers ?-\tNous avons chacun le n\u00f4tre pr\u00e9cisa-t-elle-\tEt y a quoi dedans ?-\tUn pr\u00e9servatif, un masque, une surblouse m\u00e9dicale, des gants de chirurgien c\u2019est plus dactyle.-\tEt que veux-tu que nous fassions avec cet attirail ?-\tL\u2019amour \u00ab Lapinou \u00bb !-\tL\u2019amour avec des gants, un masque et une surblouse ?-\tPourquoi pas mon Lapinou ? A la guerre comme \u00e0 la guerre !-\tPourquoi pas ? Je pr\u00e9f\u00e8re encore me masturber-\tBon d\u2019accord, on se masturbe tous les deux ensemble, je te branle et tu me caresse-\tBon d\u2019accord ! Allons-y pour la masturbation. Eh, ma louloute n\u2019oublie pas de faire un \u00ab selfie \u00bb pour Benjamin.Et elle lui tendit les gants tir\u00e9s du panier.Patrick Seignon. \u00ab lavoiedessansvoix.fr. Lundi 4 mai 2020.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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