{"id":621,"date":"2020-11-15T16:59:00","date_gmt":"2020-11-15T15:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/2020\/11\/15\/archive-darmarin-decroche-son-diplome\/"},"modified":"2026-04-26T20:59:13","modified_gmt":"2026-04-26T18:59:13","slug":"archive-darmarin-decroche-son-diplome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/2020\/11\/15\/archive-darmarin-decroche-son-diplome\/","title":{"rendered":".DARMARIN D\u00c9CROCHE SON DIPL\u00d4ME"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>DARMARIN D\u00c9CROCHE SON DIPL\u00d4MEDarmarin, vous connaissez, l\u2019autre t\u00eate \u00e0 claques qui occupe depuis peu l\u2019h\u00f4tel de la place Beauvau, \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s aussi cynique et hautain que son sup\u00e9rieur hi\u00e9rarchique.Eh bien G\u00e9rard Darmarin n\u2019est pas content des chr\u00e9tiens qui se r\u00e9unissent pour prier. Ceux-l\u00e0 font confiance au bon Dieu et veulent lui adresser des pri\u00e8res collectives, bien plus efficaces dit-on que les pri\u00e8res solitaires. Ils implorent la mansu\u00e9tude divine et demande protection, pour eux et tous leurs fr\u00e8res chr\u00e9tiens, contre le virus du diable. Darmarin lui, dit que ce n\u2019est pas s\u00e9rieux et pr\u00e9tend que le \u00ab confinement \u00bb serait plus efficace que Dieu lui-m\u00eame. Ouh l\u00e0 l\u00e0 G\u00e9g\u00e9, attention au blasph\u00e8me. Et il se propose d\u2019envoyer les policiers verbaliser les croyants devant les \u00e9glises, et voil\u00e0 comment il se justifie :\u00abLa vie est plus importante que tout. Et la vie, c&rsquo;est de lutter contre le coronavirus. \u00bb Voil\u00e0 une vision bien \u00e9trange et bien raccourcie de ce qu\u2019est la vie. A travers quel prisme r\u00e9ducteur faut-il donc qu\u2019il l\u2019observe pour la voir ainsi ? Une encyclop\u00e9die et tous les livres de la terre n\u2019ont jamais r\u00e9ussie et ne r\u00e9ussiront jamais tous ensemble \u00e0 r\u00e9duire \u00ab la vie \u00bb \u00e0 leur contenu, mais voil\u00e0 qu\u2019un G\u00e9rard Darmarin lui vous l\u2019enferme en seize mots dans une phrase digne des meilleures \u00ab br\u00e8ve de comptoir \u00bb. Un homme qui a une conception aussi mis\u00e9rable et \u00e9tiol\u00e9 de la vie a-t-il bien sa place \u00e0 la t\u00eate d\u2019un grand minist\u00e8re ?\u00ab Et la vie, c\u2019est de lutter contre le coronavirus \u00bb voil\u00e0 une de ces formule lapidaire \u00bb qui labellise son homme pour le restant de ces jours. Avec ces quelques mots, monsieur Darmarin, vous avez r\u00e9ussi votre oral et d\u00e9crochez votre dipl\u00f4me, vous voil\u00e0 affich\u00e9 au tableau de d\u00e9shonneur des imb\u00e9ciles nationaux.Patrick Seignon. \u00ab lavoiedessansvoix.fr \u00bb. Dimanche 15 novembre 2020.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DARMARIN D\u00c9CROCHE SON DIPL\u00d4MEDarmarin, vous connaissez, l\u2019autre t\u00eate \u00e0 claques qui occupe depuis peu l\u2019h\u00f4tel de la place Beauvau, \u00e0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4205,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-archives-cms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=621"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3261,"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621\/revisions\/3261"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}