LA RU\u00c9E SUR LE CAVIAR (Les boutiques Fachon et Patrossian d\u00e9valis\u00e9es) Les pauvres sont \u00ab\u00a0paranos\u00a0\u00bb c\u2019est un constat qu\u2019ont fait tous les psychanalystes. Ils croient \u00eatre les seules victimes des crises, les seuls \u00e0 souffrir des guerres. Voyez-les qui s\u2019agitent au pr\u00e9texte qu\u2019ils ne pourront pas se chauffer cet hiver faute \u00e0 l\u2019explosion des prix de l\u2019\u00e9nergie. Mais les riches n\u2019ont-ils pas aussi leurs ennuis et leurs souffrances ? Songez que les privations sont \u00e0 ces derniers, qui n\u2019en ont pas l\u2019habitude, bien plus douloureuses et dommageables qu\u2019elles sont aux mis\u00e9rables rompus \u00e0 les endurer. Or, il paraitrait que \u00ab\u00a0le gros m\u00e9chant Poutine\u00a0\u00bb menace \u00e0 pr\u00e9sent les classes opulentes d\u2019Occident d\u2019un embargo sur le caviar : \u00ab Eh les \u00ab gav\u00e9s \u00bb, aurait-il d\u00e9clar\u00e9 goguenard, vous allez faire tintin ! Pas de caviar \u00e0 No\u00ebl ! \u00bb Alors les plus pr\u00e9voyants des opulents se sont ru\u00e9 hier dans les boutiques parisiennes sp\u00e9cialis\u00e9es dans l\u2019alimentation pour riches. Je me suis laiss\u00e9 dire qu\u2019il y avait ce samedi matin une foultitude de Rolls avec chauffeurs en \u00ab livr\u00e9e \u00bb place de la Madeleine. Les pauvres des banlieues et des provinces qui font des provisions de spaghettis et de \u00ab papier-cul \u00bb, seraient mal venus de faire grief aux \u00ab bourges \u00bb du faubourg Saint Honor\u00e9 de se pourvoir en \u0153ufs d\u2019esturgeons ? Madame la Ministre de l\u2019Alimentation s\u2019est voulu rassurante. Elle a affirm\u00e9 que ses amis des 16\u00e8me et 8\u00e8me arrondissement ne seraient pas r\u00e9duits \u00e0 la disette. Qu\u2019il n\u2019y avait pas lieu de s\u2019affoler. Qu\u2019\u00e0 l\u2019annonce d\u2019un possible embargo sur le caviar la Pr\u00e9sidence, avait demand\u00e9 au maitre Am\u00e9ricain une lev\u00e9e partielle des sanctions qui p\u00e8sent sur l\u2019Iran afin de pouvoir acheter \u00e0 ce pays producteur, autant d\u2019or noir que n\u00e9cessaire, et programm\u00e9 (avec l\u2019autorisation expresse des USA) un voyage de Manu au pays des Ayatollahs. Certaines mauvaises langues ont d\u00e9j\u00e0 persiffl\u00e9 que la diplomatie fran\u00e7aise avait en la circonstance \u00ab mang\u00e9 son chapeau \u00bb. Ce n\u2019est pas en v\u00e9rit\u00e9 la premi\u00e8re fois, et gageons que \u00e7a ne sera pas la derni\u00e8re. Un sombre petit attach\u00e9 d\u2019Ambassade inconnu du public, nomm\u00e9 Henri Katreu, aurait \u00e0 cette occasion l\u00e2ch\u00e9 la saillie que voici qui pourrait bien lui valoir les faveurs de la post\u00e9rit\u00e9: \u00ab Du Beluga de la mer Caspienne vaut bien un chapeau ! \u00bb Et le Gaz ! hurlent les pauvres. Patrick Seignon. \u00ab lavoiedessansvoix.fr \u00bb. Dimanche 4 septembre 2022.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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