{"id":159,"date":"2025-03-05T16:02:03","date_gmt":"2025-03-05T15:02:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/?p=159"},"modified":"2026-04-26T14:18:10","modified_gmt":"2026-04-26T12:18:10","slug":"les-pieds-nickeles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/2025\/03\/05\/les-pieds-nickeles\/","title":{"rendered":"LES PIEDS NICKELES"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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LES PIEDS NICKELES<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comment faut-il appeler cela, \u00ab l\u2019\u00e9v\u00e8nement \u00bb ? d\u2019\u00e9v\u00e8nement il n\u2019y en a point eu, \u00ab l\u2019informetion \u00bb ?  il ne saurait y avoir d\u2019information o\u00f9 il n\u2019y a point d\u2019\u00e9v\u00e8nement. Appelons cela par d\u00e9faut \u00ab Une petite plaisanterie journalistique \u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u2019est le syndrome du journaliste, il faut \u00eatre le premier sur l\u2019\u00e9v\u00e8nement. Et le plus s\u00fbr pour \u00eatre le premier est de l\u2019annoncer avant m\u00eame qu\u2019il n\u2019ait lieu. C\u2019est ainsi qu\u2019en 2016 une revue tr\u00e8s c\u00f4t\u00e9e de la presse internationale titrait \u00ab LA PRESIDENTE \u00bb avec le portrait d\u2019Hillary Clinton \u00e0 la une, le jour m\u00eame de l\u2019\u00e9lection  de Donald trump pour son premier mandat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Les pieds nickel\u00e9s du sous imp\u00e9rialisme occidental, (Macron, Stamer, Zelinsky) ce sont r\u00e9unis tous les trois et ont d\u00e9cid\u00e9s qu\u2019ils iraient ensemble rendre une petite visite de courtoisie \u00e0 l\u2019oncle Donald. On allait voir ce que l\u2019on allait voir. A trois on es plus forts et l\u2019on est moins timide. Ils allaient le ramener \u00e0 la d\u00e9raison ce poltron qui a peur de la Russie. D\u00e9cision prise, \u00ab on y va ! \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ev\u00e8nement consid\u00e9rable. Les trois larbins de l\u2019Empereur US vont secouer les puces \u00e0 l\u2019Empereur. Le porte parole du gouvernement fait son travail, informe la presse. Le figaro trop content de la primeur qui lui est faite publie la nouvelle<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12 heures 26 :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab  EN DIRECT – Guerre en Ukraine : un d\u00e9placement de Macron \u00e0 Washington avec Zelensky et Starmer \u00abenvisag\u00e9\u00bb, selon le gouvernement <\/a>\u00ab P<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pendant ce temps on t\u00e9l\u00e9phone \u00e0 la \u00ab maison Blanche \u00bb pour annoncer la venue des trois comp\u00e8res ; Oui mais ce n\u2019est pas comme \u00e7a que \u00e7a se passe. Les larbins vont voir le patron quand ils y sont invit\u00e9s et pour l\u2019\u00eatre il faut en faire la demande poliment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab Avez-vous fait chacun s\u00e9par\u00e9ment puis tous trois ensembles des d\u00e9clarations en faveur de la paix imm\u00e9diate ? \u00bb demande le secr\u00e9taire de la maison Blanche.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Non ? \u2026.Alors vous \u00eates \u00e0 Washington \u00ab Personae non grata \u00bb, nous ne voulons pas vous voir. Vous rappellerez quand vous aurez obtemp\u00e9r\u00e9 \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(A l\u2019Elys\u00e9e) – Merde, la bourde !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13 heures 13 Le Figaro est encore le premier sur le coup :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab\u00a0Guerre en Ukraine : l\u2019\u00c9lys\u00e9e d\u00e9ment le d\u00e9placement de Macron avec Zelensky et Starmer \u00e0 Washington, \u00e9voqu\u00e9 par la porte-parole du gouvernement<\/a> <\/a>\u00ab\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ridiculis\u00e9s les \u00ab Pieds Nickel\u00e9s \u00bb Et dire que leur premi\u00e8re id\u00e9e \u00e9tait de convoquer Donald Trump \u00e0 l\u2019Elys\u00e9e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Patrick Seignon. \u00ab lavoiedessansvoix.fr \u00bb. Mercredie 5 mars 2025.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

LES PIEDS NICKELES Comment faut-il appeler cela, \u00ab l\u2019\u00e9v\u00e8nement \u00bb ? d\u2019\u00e9v\u00e8nement il n\u2019y en a point eu, \u00ab l\u2019informetion \u00bb ?  il ne saurait y […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":341,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-analyse-politique"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167,"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions\/167"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/341"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}