J\u2019AI FAIT UN TERRIBLE CAUCHEMARSarkozy \u00e9tait r\u00e9\u00e9lu, et il tenait \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s le discours suivant :\u00ab J\u2019ai fait des erreurs. J\u2019en ai fait m\u00eame beaucoup. On me les a durement reproch\u00e9es et je m\u2019en suis confess\u00e9. Mais j\u2019ai appris, j\u2019ai chang\u00e9, j\u2019ai acquis de l\u2019exp\u00e9rience, je ne les ferai plus. Pas les m\u00eames. J\u2019en ai bien d\u2019autres et des pires en r\u00e9serves.Le m\u00e9tier de pr\u00e9sident est un m\u00e9tier difficile. On met trois ans pour apprendre le m\u00e9tier de plombier ou de menuisier, pour un simple CAP, il faut cinq ans au moins pour un BTS. Alors cinq ans pour apprendre le m\u00e9tier de pr\u00e9sident, reconnaissaient mes chers compatriotes que c\u2019est un peu court, la preuve, elle est l\u00e0, vivante devant vous, c\u2019est moi. Vos avez renouvel\u00e9 mon CDD afin que je puisse parfaire mon apprentissage, je vous en remercie. En 2017 je serai un pr\u00e9sident aguerri.Je devine ce que vous avez en t\u00eate. En 2017 je ne pourrai pas me repr\u00e9senter. Un pr\u00e9sident ne peut solliciter plus de deux mandats. Qu\u2019\u00e0 cela ne tienne, on fera le temps venu, un amendement \u00e0 la constitution. Le pr\u00e9sident qui aura obtenu deux mandats \u00e9lectifs acc\u00e9dera au titre de \u00ab pr\u00e9sident \u00e0 vie\u00bb. Apr\u00e8s m\u2019avoir form\u00e9 10 ans, au prix que je vous co\u00fbte, vous serez trop contents de \u201crentabiliser vos investissements \u00bb.Vivement ce soir que je me r\u00e9veille.23 heures : C\u2019est bien \u00e7a, ce n\u2019\u00e9tait qu\u2019un cauchemar, il a dur\u00e9 cinq ans, il se termine. Sarkozy va redevenir un citoyen comme les autres ? Ouf ! qu\u2019il disparaisse, que l\u2019on entende plus parler de lui . Quant \u00e0 l\u2018Histoire avec un grand H, dont je ne sais lequel de ses partisans a voulu esp\u00e9rer qu\u2019elle lui rendrait justice, nous subodorons nous ce qu\u2019elle en retiendra : comme \u00ab l\u2019\u00c9tat c\u2019est moi \u00bb de louis XIV, ou la culotte \u00e0 l\u2019envers du \u00ab bon roi Dagobert, la seule chose quelle gardera de Sarkozy, mais qui ne pourra pourtant pas figurer dans les manuels scolaires, c\u2019est sa c\u00e9l\u00e8bre formule : \u00ab Alors cass \u2018 toi pauv\u2019con \u00bb. Qu\u2019il se casse en effet.C\u2019\u00e9tait l\u00e0 notre cri de soulagement. Le cauchemar est termin\u00e9. Nous savons que ce n\u2019est pas le d\u00e9but d\u2019un \u2018r\u00eave\u2019. Pour l\u2019analyse plus pouss\u00e9e du scrutin et de ses suites, nous y reviendrons demain et dans les jours prochains.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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