{"id":1289,"date":"2014-04-01T16:48:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-01T14:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/2014\/04\/01\/archive-manuel-valls-a-matignon-on-a-envie-de-hurler-de-rage-et-de-vomir-et-si-l-on-en-r\/"},"modified":"2014-04-01T16:48:00","modified_gmt":"2014-04-01T14:48:00","slug":"archive-manuel-valls-a-matignon-on-a-envie-de-hurler-de-rage-et-de-vomir-et-si-l-on-en-r","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lavoiedessansvoix.fr\/lavoie\/2014\/04\/01\/archive-manuel-valls-a-matignon-on-a-envie-de-hurler-de-rage-et-de-vomir-et-si-l-on-en-r\/","title":{"rendered":"Manuel Valls \u00e0 Matignon, on a envie de hurler de rage et de vomir.     ET SI L\u2019ON EN RIAIT QUAND M\u00caME ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Manuel Valls \u00e0 Matignon, on a envie de hurler de rage et de vomir.  ET SI L\u2019ON EN RIAIT QUAND M\u00caME ?     Manuel Valls nomm\u00e9 Premier ministre n\u2019a pas voulu former son gouvernement un premier avril, \u00e7a sent trop le poisson. Celui-ci sera form\u00e9 et annonc\u00e9 demain. Cela nous donne le temps d\u2019en plaisanter.  A chaque formation de gouvernement, journalistes sp\u00e9cialis\u00e9s et politologues se livrent au jeu des pronostics : qui sera nomm\u00e9 et \u00e0 quel poste. Jeu idiot aussi futile que d\u00e9bile vu qu\u2019il suffit d\u2019attendre l\u2019information v\u00e9ritable 24 heures au plus, mais qui permet \u00e0 ses scribouillards de remplir d\u2019encre les pages surann\u00e9es de leurs magazine sans objet, ou les temps d\u2019Antenne d\u2019une \u00ab information \u00bb qu\u2019il faut employer \u00e0 autre chose que des exercices intelligents. Alors une id\u00e9e nous est venue. Et si nous nous livrions nous aussi \u00e0 cet exercice. Histoire d\u2019en rire\u2026 aigre ; Et si nous faisions semblant de savoir ce que Fran\u00e7ois Hollande a dans la t\u00eate ?    Avec Manuel Valls, c\u2019est le lobby am\u00e9ricano-sioniste qui prend le contr\u00f4le direct de Matignon. La politique internationale agressive de la France devrait donc se confirmer et m\u00eame s\u2019aggraver sur tous les \u00ab fronts \u00bb. Pour \u00eatre \u00e0 la hauteur de ce nouveau r\u00f4le international de notre pays, \u00ab\u00a0chien de guerre\u00a0\u00bb de l\u2019imp\u00e9rialisme anglo-am\u00e9ricain-sioniste il nous paraitrait judicieux de modifier la d\u00e9finition et les affectations de certains minist\u00e8res. Celui de la \u00ab d\u00e9fense molle \u00bb, l\u2019attaque \u00e9tant dit-on la meilleure des d\u00e9fenses, serait remplac\u00e9 par exemple par un \u00ab Minist\u00e8re fort\u2026 de la Guerre \u00bb avec bien s\u00fbr, il s\u2019impose, un vrai faucon \u00e0 sa t\u00eate, l\u2019ami de Manuel Valls, Bernard Henri L\u00e9vy.  BHL, le Dandy atrabilaire, l\u2019homme sanguinaire, qui depuis trente ans a d\u00e9clar\u00e9 la guerre \u00e0 tous ce que l\u2019humanit\u00e9 compte de \u00ab progressistes \u00bb pourrait enfin donner libre cours \u00e0 tous ses fantasmes hargneux, pr\u00e9cipiter l\u2019intervention militaire occidentale en Syrie, soutenir des raids massifs isra\u00e9liens contre les installations de d\u00e9fense et le potentiel industriel de l\u2019Iran, envoyer le Porte avion \u00ab Charles De Gaulle en mer Noire faire le si\u00e8ge de S\u00e9bastopol, et m\u00eame d\u00e9clarer la guerre \u00e0 la Russie en alliance avec les fascistes Ukrainiens ses amis, afin d\u2019avoir le plaisir, de son vivant, de voir \u00e9riger sa propre statue sur la place Ma\u00efdan \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 de celle de St\u00e9pan Bandera, l\u2019ancien alli\u00e9 d\u2019Hitler, h\u00e9ros d\u2019une certaine Ukraine, et grand exterminateur de \u00ab jud\u00e9o-bolch\u00e9viques \u00bb.    Mardi 1er avril 2014.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Manuel Valls \u00e0 Matignon, on a envie de hurler de rage et de vomir. 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