\u00ab ON L\u2019A \u00c9CHAPP\u00c9 BELLE \u00bb (Note d\u2019humour) C\u2019est entre 21 heures 15 et 21 heures 20, hier soir, que la p\u00e9tition \u00ab loitravailnonmerci \u00bb a franchi le cap du million de signatures. Si la malchance avait voulu que ce chiffre symbolique soit atteint une heure plut\u00f4t, imaginez un peu la catastrophe que c\u2019eut \u00e9t\u00e9 pour elle. Les journalistes vedettes contraints de diffuser le \u00ab scoop \u00bb en direct. Du coup nos journalistes d\u2019investigations, sp\u00e9cialistes du net, et autres mercenaires de l\u2019information de \u00bb commande, auraient tenu la preuve intangible du \u2018tripatouillage \u00bb : Ils ont r\u00e9gl\u00e9 l\u2019afflux de signatures de telle mani\u00e8re \u00e0 parvenir au million tout expr\u00e8s \u00e0 l\u2019heure des \u00ab JT \u00bb (journaux t\u00e9l\u00e9vis\u00e9s) du soir pour r\u00e9aliser un grand scoop m\u00e9diatique. Mais pour faire une telle chose ne faut-il pas que les pr\u00e9tendues signatures soient manipul\u00e9es par des interm\u00e9diaires qui les d\u00e9livrent selon un \u00ab timing \u00bb bien ma\u00eetris\u00e9 ? Cela n\u2019est pas \u00e0 la port\u00e9e de simples amateurs. Il faut des sp\u00e9cialistes. Des services secrets ?\u00ab Change-org et un site am\u00e9ricain, les petits fut\u00e9s nous l\u2019ont \u00ab appris \u00bb avant-hier soir. Mais comment croire que c\u2019est un coup des am\u00e9ricains ? Pourquoi les am\u00e9ricains grands amis et alli\u00e9s de la France et de ses gouvernements successifs, feraient-ils cette \u00ab crasse \u00bb \u00e0 Fran\u00e7ois Hollande \u00bb ? Non, c\u2019est plus probablement un coup des russes. Des russes ? Mais le site est am\u00e9ricain ! Justement, s\u2019est \u00e7a la preuve. Qu\u2019elle meilleure couverture pour des espions russes qu\u2019un web-site am\u00e9ricain ? L\u2019ombre de Poutine se profile encore l\u00e0 derri\u00e8re. Le complotisme changera-t-il de camp ? Mais heureusement pour nous tous les choses ne se sont pas passer ainsi. Le million de signatures n\u2019a \u00e9tait atteint que trois quart d\u2019heures apr\u00e8s la fin du JT. Laurent Delahousse, par exemple, n\u2019a pas \u00e9tait contraint de donner en direct cette information qui \u00ab lui eut br\u00fbl\u00e9 la gueule \u00bb. Alors ayant \u00e9chapp\u00e9 \u00e0 \u00e7a hier soir, au journal de la mi-journ\u00e9e aujourd\u2019hui il n\u2019en a pas souffl\u00e9 un mot non plus. Bravo la libert\u00e9 de l\u2019information ! Bravo l\u2019\u00e9thique journalistique ? Monsieur Delahousse ne pr\u00e9sente pas le JT en uniforme. L\u2019uniforme il l\u2019a dans la t\u00eate. Patrick Seignon. \u00ab lavoiedessansvoix.fr \u00bb Samedi 5 mars 2016.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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